Platform Shoe Fanatic Gifts

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I stand corrected."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'Best to keep downwind.'

Consenting Adults.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

Social distance queue starts here

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'