Railway Runner Gifts

'For a minute there I thought he was going to make it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Women in a cross country race

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Run from the hills!

'Stress'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Wilfried Zaha

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

HS2 time bomb...

Loser's Podium.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

'Well, did you win or what?'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

What Holds the Subway Together?

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Congratulations for male runner

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

A number of runners run through police tape.