Ironic Runner T-Shirts

'Are we having fun yet?'

Ophidiophobic Society 10k Run.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Now you can send it."

Keep Fit.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"...it's another metal detector."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

'You know this lake like the back of your hand - I guess your hand didn't know about the six foot drop off!'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

Wussapalooka

I can't believe it - I've made it again!!!

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."

'Look on the bright side. At least we'll have one hell of a tan.'

"We're helping Tom to find alternative was of expressing his anger!"

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

Mild Thing.