Ironic Runner Gifts

'Are we having fun yet?'

Ophidiophobic Society 10k Run.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Now you can send it."

Keep Fit.

"...it's another metal detector."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

'You know this lake like the back of your hand - I guess your hand didn't know about the six foot drop off!'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

'Look on the bright side. At least we'll have one hell of a tan.'

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

"We're helping Tom to find alternative was of expressing his anger!"

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."

I can't believe it - I've made it again!!!

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

Mild Thing.

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

"If you hate Mandy so much, why do you follow her?"