Ironic Trainers Gifts

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Keep Fit.

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

Balloon dog training

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

'Are we having fun yet?'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

'We run a respectable business here, Miss Faversham, so, just a reminder, no twerking!'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

"How can one sum up Henry's impact on all our lives? Negligible, I guess that'd do it."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

Downcycling with Debbie

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."

'He taught me how to fetch, heel and roll over. And I taught him all he needs to know about cats.'

"We're helping Tom to find alternative was of expressing his anger!"

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

Mild Thing.

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

"If you hate Mandy so much, why do you follow her?"