Ironic Trainers Gifts

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Keep Fit.

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

Balloon dog training

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Your problems are all in your head, Al. This time you're wrong, doctor. I happen to be lying on my keys. The problem is not in my head. It's in my left buttock.

'Are we having fun yet?'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

'We run a respectable business here, Miss Faversham, so, just a reminder, no twerking!'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

"How can one sum up Henry's impact on all our lives? Negligible, I guess that'd do it."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

"We're helping Tom to find alternative was of expressing his anger!"

Downcycling with Debbie

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

'He taught me how to fetch, heel and roll over. And I taught him all he needs to know about cats.'

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

Mild Thing.

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"

"You can do it. Just pretend there's a squirrel on the bed."