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'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Women in a cross country race

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'I need both hands for steering.'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'Stress'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"This can't be good."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

A Semicolon.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Road Buddies

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.