Rocky Road Runner Mugs

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Women in a cross country race

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I need both hands for steering.'

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"On your mark! Get set!"

Runner's High, Runner's Low