Rocky Reader Mugs

"Before we start our discussion, has everyone read this week's book."

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'Bront?saurus.'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Jane Austen

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'Good book?'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Casual skydiving.

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

Louse and garden...

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

Gigolo Diary

You read the instruction manual for a video game for your book report?

Older cousin press

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'