Rocky Movie Lover Mugs

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

Sir Roger George Moore caricature

"Look, it's not heartburn, you have a CD player."

"You'll be going home alone."

"It's a dame!"

Ava Gardner caricature

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

2 mummies...

He played the infamous suicide note.

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."