Outdoor Runner T-Shirts

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

"Jog on!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Surf Casting

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Marshmallows

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).