Outdoor Runner Pillows

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'My feet are killing me.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

'Your shoe's untied.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

e-shoes

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Marshmallows

Surf Casting

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'