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'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Joe Henry

Will you be mine?

Walking the Plank.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

Mount Everest.

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

'Not the bloody batteries again.'