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'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

The Path

Joe Henry

Will you be mine?

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Bad times to sneeze

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Walking the Plank.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"Have you farted. . . ?"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Easter Island Rock Climber

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

'Let's rock!'

Mount Everest.

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'