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'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Walking the Plank.

Free Range Golfers

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

'Who put that thing there?'

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"Thanks for walking me home."

Bob's driving you crazy range.

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

Pirates

"When I said let's scuttle her. I meant that ship over there."

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

'You seem to be very accident prone. We're going to have to drop your coverage.'

'D'you moisturise?'

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

"All my dates have to get her approval."

"Half of me loves being a pirate, and half of me regrets it."

"I haven't always been a cowboy, you know."