Circle Seeker Mugs

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Fishing direction sign.

Silver Fox

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"No guarantees, right?"

Real Estate Personals

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'Good morning Miss...'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'What's the night life-like?

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"Oh come on, rejoin the party. After all, no man is an isl –"

"Crisp, elegant, and well-balanced. Not the wine, you."

be my valentine

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"It's my emotional-support beard."

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'