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"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Baby rocks!

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Imagine

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Who are These People?"

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

The Hybrid

What your guitar says about you.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

The Electric Car

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'... Got anything besides apples?'

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'

"And now from downtown!"

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"The earth's core changed directions."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

'Here, we've unearthed a layer of granite, a layer of calcite, and a layer of erudite.'

Valentine's day in the Garden of Eden.