Elite Circle Explorer Mugs

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Baby rocks!

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Imagine

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

What your guitar says about you.

"Who are These People?"

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

The Hybrid

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

The Electric Car

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

"And now from downtown!"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"The earth's core changed directions."

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

Valentine's day in the Garden of Eden.