Rock Star Relic Explorer Pillows

'Well professor, we have traced the villa back to a Keith Moon.'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

An early space launch attempt.

Large print rock'n'roll section

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Tourist

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Santa Metal Claus

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'