Rock Relic Enthusiast Pillows

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Italica

Large print rock'n'roll section

Tina Turner

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Johnny Winter.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Rod Stewart

The first animation.

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Santa Metal Claus

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"