Rock Relic Enthusiast Prints

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Italica

Eric Clapton.

Large print rock'n'roll section

Tina Turner

Mark Knopfler.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Listening to Coldplay.

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Ozzy Osbourne

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Rod Stewart

The first animation.

Robert Johnson.

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

Santa Metal Claus

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'