Paris Explorer T-Shirts

'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'

The humpback of Notre Dame

Trilby - 'Christmas Eve'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

The Vineyard

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Baby rocks!

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.