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'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'

The humpback of Notre Dame

Trilby - 'Christmas Eve'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The Vineyard

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Baby rocks!

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"We'll always hate Paris."

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.