Parisian Explorer T-Shirts

"We'll always hate Paris."

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Look, a bug!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Tourists in Egypt

Heading off with a packed bag

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Life after death"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

The Gladiator.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Souvenirs.

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

The Airport.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"