Parisian Explorer Gifts

"We'll always hate Paris."

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Look, a bug!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Tourists in Egypt

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Heading off with a packed bag

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Global Warming Coming Soon!

The Gladiator.

"Life after death"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Souvenirs.

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

The Airport.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."