Patriotic Explorer Gifts

United States of America

Cuban Immigration

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Warrior Woman

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Veterans Day US

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

'No, not your Uncle Sam. The Uncle Sam.'

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

Trawlers

Hardships of the Great Adventurers � Warmth! The Arctic. Food! The seas. Water! The Desert. Internet connection! The vacation cabin.

'What luck!'

Dennis Hopper

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

"I was hoping for a more personal pizza delivery!"

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

"I'm getting that feeling of deja vu again."

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Playbuoy: 'Oooh, Mama.'

Go Britain!