Patriotic Observer Gifts

'I like this. It's cynical and patriotic.'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Veterans Day US

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

Trump Bird

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

Facebook in Crisis

Nicolas Maduro

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

Peace at last !

Cornucopia of guns

Austerity Egg Hunt.

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

Budget House of Cards

'Well, I guess deficits DO matter.'

Gay marriages in France.

"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."