Patriotic Observer Pillows

'I like this. It's cynical and patriotic.'

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Veterans Day US

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

Trump Bird

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

Facebook in Crisis

Austerity Egg Hunt.

Peace at last !

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

Cornucopia of guns

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

Nicolas Maduro

Budget House of Cards

"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."

'Well, I guess deficits DO matter.'

Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.

Gay marriages in France.