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"It's my turn!"

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

The Frog Prince

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

Computer spying.

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Pyramid UFO...

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

Museum.

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

Seriously, boss? I'm no longer allowed to talk about astronomy at work? Why? It's just bad for business. What if I want to get a huge merger approved so I could finally achieve my lifelong dream of having a monopoly of my very own? The government's not exactly science-friendly these days. I don't want them throwing up roadblocks just because my minion aid something that pressed their buttons. Did you know Venus is a dead world because of global warming? Stop that.