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"It's my turn!"

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

The Frog Prince

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Pyramid UFO...

Museum.

Computer spying.

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."