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The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

Playing Fetch.

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Mr. Right!"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

bird interprets modern art

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Hildegard von Bingen

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Art Gallery.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

German School

"That must be the artist over there."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

The sunglasses.

"I read 'Art News.'"

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

"My kid could do that."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."