Palace Wanderer Mugs

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

Playing Fetch.

"Meet the scribe"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Mr. Right!"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Hildegard von Bingen

bird interprets modern art

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Art Gallery.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

German School

"I read 'Art News.'"

"That must be the artist over there."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

The sunglasses.

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'