Theme Park Wanderer Mugs

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Playing Fetch.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Sausages.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Monkey-artist

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Sport Utility Boot.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"