Theme Park Wanderer Pillows

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

Playing Fetch.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Monkey-artist

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Sport Utility Boot.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"