Retribution Seeker Pillows

Bear with a human head as a trophy

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Squeezing the Free Press.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

The Three Wise Queens

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Press Freedom

I love Lawyers

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Now that's a win."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'