Revenge Seekers Pillows

One legged Skipper getting his own back on a shark in a tank

"Say, 'when'...Hello?...Guys?..."

"Has the next door neighbour been upsetting you again dear?"

"Wow! You're the spitting image of a junior executive I fired last week!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Please enter your pin now.'

"See how it feels"

"Try a danged head shot!"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

The men of your dreams

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'