Revenge Seekers Pillows

One legged Skipper getting his own back on a shark in a tank

"Has the next door neighbour been upsetting you again dear?"

"Wow! You're the spitting image of a junior executive I fired last week!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Speed Dating.

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

The Wishing Well

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Please enter your pin now.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"See how it feels"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

The men of your dreams

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."