Revenge Song Enthusiast Pillows

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"See how it feels"

'Please enter your pin now.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Revenge Graffiti.

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

"Wow! You're the spitting image of a junior executive I fired last week!"

Revenge of the Mallards.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

"Say, 'when'...Hello?...Guys?..."

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Live Bait.

"My ex weighs at least 5 lbs and is 23 inches. He usually hangs around the old dock, and prefers worms. Remember, you didn't hear it from me..."

Tunnel of Vengeance.

"Okay, these are the documents we need to sue your ex for child support, and if we can convince the court it's not too out off line, to have the words, 'lying, cheating b*****d' tattooed on his forehead."

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

'I never hold a grudge...after I get even!'

Revenge pawn

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"