Satirical Revenge Seeker Gifts

'I'm sending a virus to the guy who took my job overseas!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Meet the Enemy

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Flyfishing for dummies.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'Stick them up...'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

"Beware of the frog"

Coronavirus Waves

'I'd like my £2.50 back'