Satirical Revenge Seeker Mugs

'I'm sending a virus to the guy who took my job overseas!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Meet the Enemy

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Flyfishing for dummies.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'Stick them up...'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Beware of the frog"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Coronavirus Waves

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Quality Control