Revenge Ponderer Gifts

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Extreme Sisyphus

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"See how it feels"

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"I'll have dessert first."

'I say we try it.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

TV-Mirror.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Fortune teller sees impending doom

Mega Studios. Ideas for new movies dept. Stop goofing off and watch some television!

"We're taking separate vacations this year."