Revenge Plotter Gifts

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

Revenge had come.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Snail trap

"I'm not a vindictive person, Charles. When your chickens do come home to roost I hope they're free range chickens."

"You can scatter my remains at my ex-wife's apartment."

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

'No, it's not number four either, but he does look like my ex-husband. Yeah, let's go with number four.'

Live Bait.

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

A Vegetable Plot...

Last week revisited. Uncle Mort, want to come over to my place for Thanksgiving? Can't. Sadie and I are having it at her place. How nice of you. What? I'd love to. What can I bring? Beautifully played, no? She'll kill me. I'd love to. How nice.

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

Business Widow's Revenge

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

I'm not avoiding you!

"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."

Revenge of the Terror Elk

Hedgehogs revenge.

"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal."

'Can you chop it down so it lands on the wife, She's been annoying me all day.'

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf