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Business Widow's Revenge

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

Snail trap

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Revenge had come.

"See how it feels"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

'Please enter your pin now.'

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"I'm not a vindictive person, Charles. When your chickens do come home to roost I hope they're free range chickens."

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

"You can scatter my remains at my ex-wife's apartment."

"Don't get caught."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

At The Clown Bank.

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

"My ex weighs at least 5 lbs and is 23 inches. He usually hangs around the old dock, and prefers worms. Remember, you didn't hear it from me..."

"Okay, these are the documents we need to sue your ex for child support, and if we can convince the court it's not too out off line, to have the words, 'lying, cheating b*****d' tattooed on his forehead."

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'