Revenge Planner Pillows

Business Widow's Revenge

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

Snail trap

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Revenge had come.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"See how it feels"

'Please enter your pin now.'

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"I'm not a vindictive person, Charles. When your chickens do come home to roost I hope they're free range chickens."

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

"Don't get caught."

At The Clown Bank.

"You can scatter my remains at my ex-wife's apartment."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.