Revenge Ponderer Pillows

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Extreme Sisyphus

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"See how it feels"

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'I say we try it.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"I'll have dessert first."

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

TV-Mirror.

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.