Subtle Revenge Planner Gifts

"I'm not a vindictive person, Charles. When your chickens do come home to roost I hope they're free range chickens."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'Please enter your pin now.'

Revenge had come.

"See how it feels"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

Snail trap

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"You can scatter my remains at my ex-wife's apartment."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

Live Bait.

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

"Wow! You're the spitting image of a junior executive I fired last week!"

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

"My ex weighs at least 5 lbs and is 23 inches. He usually hangs around the old dock, and prefers worms. Remember, you didn't hear it from me..."

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

"Say, 'when'...Hello?...Guys?..."

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

"Okay, these are the documents we need to sue your ex for child support, and if we can convince the court it's not too out off line, to have the words, 'lying, cheating b*****d' tattooed on his forehead."