Subtle Prankster Gifts

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I could eat you.'

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Clown Skis.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Teddy Bear