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"I'm not a vindictive person, Charles. When your chickens do come home to roost I hope they're free range chickens."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Revenge had come.

"See how it feels"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

'Please enter your pin now.'

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

Snail trap

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"You can scatter my remains at my ex-wife's apartment."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

Live Bait.

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Revenge of the Mallards.

"Wow! You're the spitting image of a junior executive I fired last week!"

"My ex weighs at least 5 lbs and is 23 inches. He usually hangs around the old dock, and prefers worms. Remember, you didn't hear it from me..."

"Okay, these are the documents we need to sue your ex for child support, and if we can convince the court it's not too out off line, to have the words, 'lying, cheating b*****d' tattooed on his forehead."