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"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

"Take a letter to upper management, Miss Thurgood. . . Dear sirs, getting fired can work both ways."

"I don't get mad—I get even."

"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."

"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Revenge had come.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"I'm not a vindictive person, Charles. When your chickens do come home to roost I hope they're free range chickens."

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

Snail trap

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

"You can scatter my remains at my ex-wife's apartment."

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

Battle.

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Live Bait.

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

Revenge of the Mallards.