Revenge Plot Sympathizer Gifts

Ex husband buried in the vegetable patch.

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"You can scatter my remains at my ex-wife's apartment."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

Live Bait.

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

Sauron's Sore Eye

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

"What makes him a wine snob? He's been talking about the cork for 45 minutes and he thinks we're still listening."

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal."

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

Hedgehogs revenge.

Revenge of the Terror Elk

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

The Chicken's Revenge.

'Occupy' camp at St Paul's cathedral, London.

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

He's a rebel without a cause.