High-end Spirits T-Shirts

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

It bag and no knickers!

The Angel's Share

Inappropriate garnish.

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Champagne Tasting.

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

"They misspelled your avatar."

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

Hell's Bells Whisky

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

'Sorry, this table is taken.'

"What are we?"

Wine Prices

"Is the vodka fresh?"

Golden handshake old redundancy port.

Posh & Exclusive: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

'True, money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cognac, fine cigars and the company of beautiful women, and these make me very happy indeed.'

Sign on a liquor shop decorated for Christmas that reads "Give the gift of alcohol".

"To the gentleman in the back, at four pounds, last bottle of gin in all Khartoum!"

Old Mr. Boston Sloe Gin

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

'Yo! We need a body. Wanna play?'

Karate.

Ice pack for the heart.

Enjoying the poshest hot chocolate ever!

"Heads up, Mr. B. Come February, we make the switch to high-def booze."

"Am I the only guy at the table who goes back to when this stuff was two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle?"