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"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Bubbly

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Haute Suture

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Baroque Peacock

New Shoes.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Kensington Fluffies

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

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