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Posh & Exclusive: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Bubbly

Haute Suture

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

New Shoes.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Kensington Fluffies

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Posh Easter Egg

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'