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La Table

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'It's the bill for your trip to France. When you called to ask if it was okay to bathe in Champagne, I thought you meant the place.'

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

Champagne Tasting.

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

'Something exotic and wildly expensive for me and a pick me up for my husband when you give him the bill.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

"I'll give you a few moments to recover from the prices."

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

"It's refreshing to meet a despot with a sense of ergonomics."

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

Gourmet Deli - Express Check-Out: $1000 or less.

"Very good, one bottle of selection #2815, or as we like to call it, Chateau Cash Flow."

Golden handshake old redundancy port.

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

'This customer wants 'a coffee' - do we serve those?'

"Don't admire anything. He might give it to you."

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

Cat having caviar on biscuits

"Am I the only guy at the table who goes back to when this stuff was two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle?"

Posh Deli - Fois gras, caviar, animal feed.

"Spare change please mister, for a Mocha Frappuccino with cinnamon sprinkles?"

Warning sign at a pop-up shop.