Indulging In Luxury Drinks Mugs

Enjoying the poshest hot chocolate ever!

La Table

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'It's the bill for your trip to France. When you called to ask if it was okay to bathe in Champagne, I thought you meant the place.'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

Champagne Tasting.

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'Something exotic and wildly expensive for me and a pick me up for my husband when you give him the bill.'

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

"I'll give you a few moments to recover from the prices."

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

Plus, it keeps it warm.

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

"It's refreshing to meet a despot with a sense of ergonomics."

Gourmet Deli - Express Check-Out: $1000 or less.

"Very good, one bottle of selection #2815, or as we like to call it, Chateau Cash Flow."

Golden handshake old redundancy port.

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

'This customer wants 'a coffee' - do we serve those?'

"Don't admire anything. He might give it to you."

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

Cat having caviar on biscuits

"Am I the only guy at the table who goes back to when this stuff was two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle?"

Posh Deli - Fois gras, caviar, animal feed.

Warning sign at a pop-up shop.