
"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"
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"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"
'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'
"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."
'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...
Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.
'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'
'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"
'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'
"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."
'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'
'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'
"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"
Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.
"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"
"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."
"I travel Prada whenever I can."
"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"
'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'
The Desert Island Package
"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."
Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.
'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'
"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"
Champagne Charlie.
"Port outbound, starboard home."
I told you that kid was spoiled.
This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.
"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."
'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'
'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'
"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."
The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.
'My other baby is Mercedes'
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